Remotely Pretty #03

(B. Schatz)

Remotely Pretty
Created and curated by B. Schatz

Issue #03: Tropical Getaway.

I arrived on the island a day later than I expected myself to: I had been bumped from my flight the day before, and had to stay in the frigid Canadian weather one day longer. It made me cranky, because I had hired a hooker to greet me at the airport so that I could seem loved.

But I was late, and so the only things around to greet me were two overly affectionate turtles who were clearly taunting me.

That night, I had soup.