Remotely Pretty #02

(B. Schatz)

Remotely Pretty
Created and curated by B. Schatz

Issue #02: A Snowy Day

It was snowing outside when I finally proposed to her. I looked into her billowy grey eyes and whispered the words, "Will you marry me" into the crisp air.

She looked at me all crazy like and said, "I would but... you don't look too good when you're naked."

I felt bad at the time, but the joke was on her: I had already seen myself naked.