Allow myself to introduce...myself

(Doug)

I would guess that most of you have been lured here by my colleague B. Schatz.

It's understandable, of course; he's an amazing writer.

So to all of you who aren't familiar with me, the name's Doug. To those more familiar, it's Dougie, or Dougward.

Anyway, I'm really glad you're here. I'm not as good a writer as B. (not by half), but I aspire. I tend to write in the first person, but I'll try and make it more interesting for you readers.