The Soupy Toasterson Show Archives

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Author: B. Schatz
Synopsis: See boy. See girl. See boy meet girl. See boy screw up. Wash, rinse, and repeat.
Frequency: Weekly on Thursdays


Volume 01: The Shoebox.

#00 - The Ballad of Soupy Toasterson
#01 - Where He Keeps His Memories
#02 - As Seen On TV
#03 - It's All the Same
#04 - A Quest of Noble Nature

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Remotely Pretty Archives

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Author: B. Schatz
Synopsis: A picture can tell any tale you want it to, if you think hard enough about it. These are the tales you get when you squeeze decent looking pictures through the mind of someone who is quite possibly crazier than you are.
Frequency: Weekly on Fridays

Readers my submit pictures (nothing illegal and/or naked) to twofistedtoast - at -gmail - dot - com.

#01 - Life in Tokyo
#02 - A Snowy Day
#03 - Tropical Getaway
#04 - Inside Your Head
#05 - Crush You Under My Foot
#06 - It's Called Radar Love
#07 - This Is How We Roll

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First Time Around Archives

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Author: Dougie
Synopsis: The chronicle of one boy's amazing ability to get everything wrong.
Frequency: Somedays (semi-weekly on Saturdays)

1. In which we meet our hero and get some background.
2. In which our hero eats lunch and gets some mixed signals.
3. In which our hero takes a trip down memory lane.
4. Halloween Special
   

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Love Under 100 Archives

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Synopsis: Love stories and experiences that all take place under 100 words.
Frequency: Weekly on Wednesdays

Readers may submit content for this feature to twofistedtoast - at - gmail - dot - com.

#01 - Summer in California
#02 - My Sixteen Year Old Love Could Kick Your Ass
#03 - The Night (Reader Submission)
#04 - Rock Star
#05 - What Do You Think It Means?
#06 - Touch

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Achamian Archives

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Author: Lucas J. Thompson
Synopsis: [Insert]
Frequency: Monthly

Chapter 01 - Timen
Chapter 02 - Coming November 15th, 2005

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Strands Archives

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Strands
by B. Schatz

Chapter One: "Pulling"

Part 01: Little Girl
(November 21st, 2005)
Part 02: Teddy Bears
(November 28th, 2005)
Part 03: Good Life
(December 5th, 2005)

On Chapter One: Thoughts and Processes
(December 6th, 2005)

Chapter Two: "Connections"

Part 01: Squares
(December 12th, 2005)
Part 02: Hurt
(December 19th, 2005)
Part 03: Ask
(December 26th, 2005)
Part 04: Gone
(January 2nd, 2006)
Part 05: Truth
(January 9th, 2006)

On Chapter Two: Thoughts and Processes
(January 10th, 2006)

Chapter Three: "Interweave"

Part 01: Go for a Drive
(January 16th, 2006)
Part 02: Faces
(January 23rd, 2006)
Part 03: Black and White
(January 30th, 2006)
Part 04: Differences
(February 6th, 2006)
Part 05: Ways We Crash
(February 13th, 2006)
Part 06: Assume
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On Chapter Three: Thoughts and Processes
(February 21st, 2006)

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The Everlast (2005)

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The Everlast

2005 NaNoWriMo Contribution

The Everlast is a story about a boat that floats through the sky, piloted by children with unstoppable imaginations. It's first draft was written during National Novel Writing Month 2005, and if all goes to plan, will see life as a series of novels, created for all ages to enjoy.

November 2005

The following is a portion of the first draft that required and recieved heavy editting. The basic idea is still there, although the structure is quite broken. Feel free to read if you like.

Star Light, Star Bright #01
Star Light, Star Bright #02
Star Light, Star Bright #03
Star Light, Star Bright #04

Here and There and Elsewhere #01
Here and There and Elsewhere #02

Put It In Your Pocket #01
Put It In Your Pocket #02


October 2005 (Pre-Production)

Brand New Something #01
Brand New Something #02
Brand New Something #03
Brand New Something #04
Brand New Something #05

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